But First . . .
You were waiting, I just know, to see the things I bought at New Hampshire Sheep and Wool. But first, I have something important to share with you.
This is Sue.
Sometimes Sue comes to knitting with Terry. When she comes to knitting, she is wildly and enthusiastically greeted by everyone there. It's contagious: the wild and enthusiastic tribal greeting, the beating of the fists against the table tops, the frenzied stamping of the feet, the throwing of half-knit socks in honorific Huzzahs. The newbies catch on pretty quick because it just looks like so much yarn-a-rific fun. They have no idea why we are doing it, but they know it has something to do with the arrival of Sue.
Sue is a good knitter. She is not a prolific one, nor a terribly brave one, but she gamely casts on after much evaluation and consultation for a new project and gets on with it, and sometimes even finishes it. But Sue has not much faith in herself as a knitter, so she hasn't been carried away by the love of the wool, quite yet. We think this might have something to do with Sue's remarkable devotion to the cleaning of her house. According to Terry, Sue's counters are clutter free. Her bathrooms are immaculate. I myself have never seen Sue with a hair out of place, and I'll bet you my full stash of Blue Moon that her toenails are polished as we speak.
Part of what we are doing when we whip off our t-shirts and freak out the children's librarian to welcome Sue to knitting is a dance of relief that we have not lost her to the Ajax fumes quite yet. She still retains the human impulse to put the sponge down and trek out to join the gals for a night of making stuff. And so we rejoice.
Last night, when Sue came to knitting, she had what I will call "an experience." She was quite innocently pulling out of her bag a pair of all-but-for-one-thumb-finished Chalice Cable Handwarmers (ravelry link) which we are all knitting at the moment in Newburyport, even though it is May because they are the most delicious fingerless mitts ever, and the evenings can still be quite fresh you know. I had mine-in-progress with me, just cast-on, but the cable had ever so briefly given me pause. Foolish me: I never read the actual instructions. I just expect to know these things. So I leaned across the table and asked Sue if she could explain it to me.
She was aghast. Agog. Gobsmacked and stupefied. Spotless Sue? Asked for knitting help? You'd think she had never had the experience of helping out a fellow knitter the way she went on about it. Or maybe she hadn't. Maybe it was her first time (hee hee). Maybe. . . maybe . . . (bear with me now while I go out on a limb here) . . . Maybe it was the thing that was missing in her knitting life, the reaching across the table with a cable needle and a knowing hand to offer a befuddled fellow knitter?
Maybe those counters' clean days are numbered, baby.


























