I'll return from Chicago on Friday, so in the meantime, here's something to keep you occupied.
Here's a favorite picture of mine, from a vintage Bernat pattern book. I love it because it seems so ripe for a caption contest, and that's what this is.
Submit to the comments section of this blog what you think is being said by our guys here, and the one that makes my husband laugh out loud will win something fun from my stash, and some other stuff. I'll discuss it with the winner, but it'll be good. You can submit two entries, but no more. Deadline is Thurday at midnight, EST.
I'll announce the winner Friday by noon.
Have fun.

"I tell ya, Geraldo, get a shot of the queen on the loo, and you'll never have to worry about good grades again!"
Posted by: Dava | March 21, 2005 at 09:13 AM
Mmmm, I wonder what "Uncle Joe" looks like naked......
Posted by: Norma | March 21, 2005 at 09:23 AM
"Here, kid, let me have this a minute--look at that hot chick over there!"
(thinking) "Ugly American! That's the Queen!"
Posted by: Deb | March 21, 2005 at 10:11 AM
"Quick, Jimmy. Let's throw this camera into the lake before Mom gets these pictures on her knitting blog."
Posted by: Tipper | March 21, 2005 at 10:23 AM
"Let go of my camera you perv!"
Posted by: Liz | March 21, 2005 at 10:30 AM
"Hey Chipper, hand over the camera. There's a guy with a dorkier outfit than us over there!"
Posted by: kim | March 21, 2005 at 10:55 AM
"Hey, Junior, stop eyeing my stripes. Quick, hand me the camera so we'll be ready when Martha Stewart gets out of the big house!"
Posted by: Ann | March 21, 2005 at 11:02 AM
Look at the cute guy over there. Let's take a picture of him and maybe he'll come home with us.
Posted by: Margene | March 21, 2005 at 11:13 AM
"If we take pictures of these sweaters quickly enough, I bet your mom will let us get back to the radio by the end of halftime."
Posted by: Lauren | March 21, 2005 at 11:28 AM
Hmmmm.......when I grow up, I hope that stripes make my muscles look so manly.
Posted by: kim | March 21, 2005 at 11:33 AM
"Hey, give me the camera...Hey, ladies do you want to pose for Girls Gone Wild?"
Sorry I couldn't resist.
Posted by: monica | March 21, 2005 at 11:55 AM
"I'll keep her distracted while you take a shot up her skirt."
Posted by: Jessica | March 21, 2005 at 12:19 PM
"Here, son, let me get a picture of that guy's sweater over there so your mother knows that dressing you like Mr. Rogers is no longer hip."
Posted by: Cathy | March 21, 2005 at 01:51 PM
"Corrrr, check it out, mates...Twinkie here's got the Playmate of the Month stored on his digital..."
Posted by: Lee Ann | March 21, 2005 at 03:04 PM
"Check this guy out.. Whatta set of MAN BOOBS.."
Posted by: Mia | March 21, 2005 at 03:43 PM
"Yeah, yeah, the sweater's fine.. but the REAL question is.. boxers or briefs?"
Mia
Posted by: mia | March 21, 2005 at 03:47 PM
Okay, I got two:
"Is that the Hindenburg in the distance? Looks like Grandma made it over
on the maiden voyage. Let's get a picture as the dirigible docks."
"Hey pipsqueak, I'm stealing your camera...whoa, is that a weiner cart
over there?"
Posted by: aubree | March 21, 2005 at 07:02 PM
see Timmy - that's a real English schooner - just like i worked on when i was your age -
those were the days -
On a man's ship, in a men's world, doing MANLY things that MEN like to do!!
Posted by: michellenyc | March 21, 2005 at 08:45 PM
It is a truth, universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a stripe.
Posted by: Sophie | March 21, 2005 at 09:46 PM
Okay, okay, I couldn't resist a second one...
"If I had a dollar for every time that kid took a picture of my crotch, I'd be rich..."
Posted by: Lee Ann | March 21, 2005 at 10:59 PM
Hey Come on Beav....it is my turn to use the camera.Hand it over or I'm gonna tell.....
Posted by: emmy | March 21, 2005 at 11:43 PM
And a second...
Bobby knew he could always rely on powertools to distract his father while he fed his secret rib waistband photo habit.
Posted by: Sophie | March 22, 2005 at 04:14 AM
DUDE, there's a lake over there! If we throw the camera in there, mom won't make us pose for those blog pictures anymore!
Posted by: melanie | March 22, 2005 at 07:09 AM
But Mr. Jackson, can't I see the pictures first??
Posted by: Laurie | March 22, 2005 at 07:48 AM
Check out the caboose on that cheerleader. I bet you can see her spanky pants the next time she does that high kick!
Posted by: Megann | March 22, 2005 at 09:30 AM