Warning: picture intensive post. My apologies to anyone on dial-up.
You remember this?

Harmony Circular Knitting Machine, purchased locally through a kind of magic intervention of the Fates. Since I posted about it a few weeks ago, I've been reading up on the lists and the book and getting all my ducks in a row so I could "crank", as they say. I had the guys who are renovating my barn cut a machine-shaped divot in the side of the stool I had sitting around in the basement. This particular form of mounting is one of the several orthodoxies of CSMers. One could also find a special table manufatured for the purpose, legs from the original machines, or even Victorian style battleship-sinking typewriter tables. You just have to make sure the weight of the machine is centered so that the whole thing doesn't fall over and knock all the parts out of alignment or leave a huge hole in something precious. I held my breath in anticipation. It's not something you can just slip into the household routine like spinning because there are so many more enchanting and moving parts, and it is so very interesting to children who want to help, and by help, they mean play with it until something snaps. I tucked it away and waited.
Then suddenly, one morning, I found myself deafened by the silence of contented reading children all over the house, so I set the thing up.
I took Barbara Clorite Ventura's advice and used acrylic baby yarn to start, because this is inevitably the era of heartbreak for every new CSM'er. I threaded the yarn according to the book up through the yarn stand
through the yarn carrier and what I think is called the tappet plate (that curved thing there with the white hole in it), into the realm of the needles. I wove the yarn according to the illustration between the arms of the "set-up basket" and the needles
and then I gave the machine a few turns. What resulted made it pretty clear that whatever Barabara Clorite Ventura meant by acrylic baby yarn wasn't at all what I had used in the way of acrylic baby yarn. It looked like a cat had upchucked a yarn ball onto my stool. I unwove and snipped carefully and used a teeny little crochet hook to fish out some of the more entrenched bits. I took a closer look at the needles.
Some of them weren't opening all the way, so I oiled them with sewing machine oil. I suspect that I am making a big booboo in using sewing machine oil, since there seems to be some quibbles on the CSM lists about the precise kind of oil for various machines, but shoot me, it works well enough for now that the needles don't stick open any more and don't get gummed up in the operations that followed. I may eat my words later, but hey, this is a blog. What is a blog if not about the learning curve, right?

And there were a few that seemed to hang up a little. I lifted them clear of the works (that line that curves around the needles there? It's a spring that holds them in place, but lets them out if you disengage them properly)

and compared them to new needles. You're looking at one good needle and one really yucked up one. The difference was subtle. Really subtle. But I replaced them anyway. The whole shebang ran a little more smoothly without any yarn on it, so I decided to rig it up again, this time with crochet cotton which wouldn't snarl and split like the baby acrylic had.
This time I left more space between the set-up basket and the needles. It takes an even hand to do this with consistent tension all the way around. It took me a few tries before I got it right. Then I gave it another go, fussing with the stitches, trying to make then behave.

I learned this time around that once a stitch is f*cked, it stays f*cked, no matter how delicately you try to make it work on the next round. Swearing at it doesn't seem to help either. Someone is going to have to teach me how to pick up dropped stitches, I can tell. So I unwove and snipped carefully and used a teeny little crochet hook to fish out some of the more entrenched bits (does that sound familiar?). I also changed the position of the yarn carrier (using a screw driver! Add that one to your notions kit if you want to play, kids) ever so slightly to
practically touch the needle heads so that the yarn was being fed right
into the openings of the needles. Before, the yarn was being fed right
at the bottom of the openings. It's a difference of about 2mm, but I
thought it might make a difference. Come to think of it, I noticed that the tappet plate had little skid
marks on it, which suggested to me that the (successful) knitter before me had
really choked up on that bat. I was getting warmer. Then I rigged it up again (see above).

Better, but still, it's not exactly a sock. I have gotten every needle to make a proper stitch at least once. That's progress, isn't it?
And so it goes. I will get to be at a crank-in this Saturday at the Northboro library (10 to 5 y'all) for a wee bit, so I hope I can get some more experienced opinions about what adjustments I need to make. In the meantime, is there a cranker in the house? Any tips?